The Koala And The Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint, when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”

The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned, that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this, and swims over to the little lizard, and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?”

The little lizard explains to the crocodile, that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says, he has to check this out, and walks into the rain forest,

finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey you!”

The koala looks down at him and says:

“Fuuuuk dude…….how much water did you drink?!!”


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